1. Boss and Employee
Boss to an Employee: "Do you believe in life after death?"
Employee: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.
Boss: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you.
2. A Boy Proposing a Girl
Boy: I Love You
Girl: Sorry, I love someone else.
Boy: No Problem, I am going to tell this to your Mom. And then he runs towards her home.
Girl(In tension): O stop bastard, I love you too!
3. Boy and girl on Facebook
Girl: “u never smile na??”
Boy: “hw can u say dis??”
Girl: “ur smiling pics r mising here”
Boy: “ok then …do u bath daily??”
Girl: “ya of corse..y u asking??”
Boy: “no, I hvnt seen .any pic….”
4. Different Reply
GirL to another Girl: "You are beautiful'
Other Girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another Boy: "You are handsome"
Other Boy: "Oye, are you Gay?"
5. About Google
A: Is Google a boy or a gal??
B: Of course it's a girl!!
coz it won't allow u to complete ur sentence n starts suggesting n guessing at its own..!!
About screenshot of funny messages
Nowadays more and more people like to share their personal message online. On the internet, there are many kinds of messages, about friendship, family, and love. Maybe most of them can bring your a happy mood, but it's really appropriate to sent online? I would like to know everyone's views about this phenomenon.
Do you think it's appropriate to sent the personal message screenshots online?If so, what kinds of text messages you want to share?
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