Thursday, August 2, 2012

Sunday, July 29, 2012

An Unlucky Day


Saturday, July 28, 2012

People get drunk

Have you seen a very comedy movie called The Hangover?The movie have two parts. The 1st part talks about that a Las Vegas-set comedy centered around three groomsmen who lose their about-to-be-wed buddy during their drunken misadventures, then must retrace their steps in order to find him. The 2nd parts talks about that two years after the bachelor party in Las Vegas, Phil, Stu, Alan, and Doug jet to Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu's plan for a subdued pre-wedding brunch, however, goes seriously awry.
These two movies are really awesome. We can know many funny moments about people get drunk which you have never imagine. These two movies you can not miss.





In fact, everyone who got drunk was not same. Some people were sleep, some people were very excited, and some people were completely change the person’s character, some people did some funny things. But most of them will forget what they did during they get drunk. In my opinion, it's doesn't matter for the amnesia, it's important that don't do the bad thing which damage to the others. 
Ok, Here is a short funny story about a man gets drunk, enjoy yourself. *.*



@Story Time@


An extremely drunk man walks into a bar. He looks around for a while and, after staring at the only woman seated at the bar for some time, stumbles over to her and kisses her full on the lips. Shocked and outraged, she jumps up and slaps him hard. He apologizes immediately and explains, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. I love my wife and you look just like her."Not convinced of his innocence the woman yells," I don't think you love anyone but yourself, you stupid, useless, crazy, drunk!". "Wow this is amazing," he hiccups, "You also speak just like her."


HAHA. How is your feel? Do you like these movies and this short funny story? If you have some good stories, we will very welcome you to provide us your funny moments. *.*

People and their love pets


If you are a fan of funny story, this is a pretty good place for you. If you are a fan of animals, today’s story is good for you too. Bringing animal lovers and funny stories lovers together.


Some people are cat people, some are dog people.  But regardless of which camp they fall into, most people are simply crazy about their pets.  The connections people form with their cats and dogs are often the longest, strongest relationships in their lives.  They are our soul mates, our best friends, sometimes even our surrogate children.  What makes these creatures such key members of our families?

Perhaps it’s because our furry friends have long provided us with comfort, camaraderie, and unconditional love. Cats and dogs are our unending source of kisses, cuddles, slobber, claws, and laughs. Pets brought us an interesting life, they also brought us many funny stories. Here is an interesting story about a clever dog.


@Story Time@
One day I went to the cinema and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man. "That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dog really seemed to enjoy the film." The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."



Do you really love your pet? Do you really love the interesting life the pet gives you?? If so, don't forget the celebrate day of them. Love your Pet Day is the day to indulge your pet and is celebrated on February 20 every year. It is on this special day that people have an excuse to spend time with their pets and to treat them with special gifts and care. Love your pet, enjoy the funny day the pets give us.



Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Funny International student






In recent yeas, more and more international students study aboard in US or another country, and we all know it can be a frustrating and sometimes painful experience going to study in a foreign country, with its different language and culture. But while overseas study has its drawbacks, the difficulties are far outweighed by the advantages. Indeed, people who go abroad for study open themselves up to experiences that those who stay at home will never have.
The most obvious advantage to overseas university study is real-life use of a different language. While a person can study a foreign language in his or her own country, it cannot compare with constant use of the language in academic and everyday life. There is no better opportunity to improve second-language during one’s studies offers a distinct advantage when one is applying for jobs back home that require the language.



With the challenge life in US, international students may often encounter some embarrassing situations about language when they first arrived there. Some of them are funny and interesting. Today I’d like to share two short stories about them. 

@Story Time@
1. One day a girl named Lin went shopping with her friends, and she just saw her English teacher on the bus, her teacher said to Jia:” How it's going, Lin?” She replies without hesitation:“ I am going to shopping! ”2. Lee is a smoker, before he came to US he was so worried about the cost of cigar in US, but one day he saw a slogan in everywhere, then he set his mind at rest. Do you know why? Because the slogan said: Smoke free.


Do you like these stories? I think no matter how hard the international student encounter, living and studying abroad offers one a new and different perspective of the world and, perhaps most important, of one’s own country. Once beyond the initial shock of being in a new culture, the sutdent slowly begins to get a meaningful under. Standing of the host society. On returning home, one inevitable sees one’s own country in a new, often more appreciative light.
At last, while any anxiety about going overseas for university study is certainly understandable, it is important to remember that the benefits offered by the experience make it well worthwhile.

Ok, That’s today's funny moment. More funny stories, please follow our program on next week. 

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Funny Fruit VS Funny Vegetable


We only know that fruits and vegetable are for eating,but if you have enough imagination,you will find that they can do anything you want. Look, here are some fruits and vegetables, dare you to eat them?They have a real life!!


I think the "designer" of the watermelon must be a Benz fan.

To making it must be spend a lot time and “materials”...
 How poor the “mouse” is...And it has green blood. 


If I see this pear in supermarket, I won't buy it!!!! However,is this a pear???

 Who can strip the banana peel such beautiful??

 The shoes must be wear very comfortable. It also has a carve patterns and design well.

 Have you seen this kind of world map??It looks great!!The orange peel not the rubbish any more.

 They're fall in love with each other.


 It's so cute. Like a advertising photo for the coconut.

 Eggplant?Penguins??I can't distinguish.

The lamp just like the lamp which is in cartoon "Wallace and Gromit".

We don't have to buy any toy, we don't have to go to the zoo. You can do anything as long as you want. Let your life rich and colorful, let your life full of fun.

5 Comedy Movies

In recent years, people like to go to the cinema to watch the classic movie which like Avengers, they always ignore the movies which is comedy, they would rather to watch comedy at home than go to the cinema. Actually, the funny movie( comedy movie) is becoming a important part of the film industry, good funny movie also need great cost and good actors, so they also need people‘s attention. Here I summarized the 5 comedies movies I liked, hope you will like them,too.
  


1. Ted (USA)


As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.

Here is the official trailerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxKfC77XAp8

2. 3 Idiots (India)


A staid Indian engineering college is turned upside down by the arrival of brilliant, rule-breaking student Rancho (Aamir Khan). Joined by classmates and fellow "idiots" Raju (Sharman Joshi) and Farhan (Madhavan), Rancho manages to rile the school's uptight dean (Boman Irani) while wooing his pretty daughter (Kareena Kapoor) in this lively farce, Bollywood's biggest box-office hit. 

Here is the official trailer:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvszmNXdM4w

3. Red (USA)


A group of former government assassins fights back against the CIA after they're targeted for knowing too much in this adaptation of Warren Ellis' acclaimed DC Comics graphic novels. Frank Moses (Bruce Willis) used to be a hired gun for the CIA. Along with Joe (Morgan Freeman), Marvin (John Malkovich), and Victoria (Helen Mirren), Frank's specialty was carrying out contracts that the government didn't want the public to know about. These days, Frank and his old gang are all retired, but the powers that be are still concerned that they know too much, and dispatch a team of top assassins to ensure their silence. Now, Frank and his former team members realize that their only hope for survival is to break into CIA headquarters and expose the truth. But once they're in, the group uncovers evidence of a massive cover-up that promises to rock the very foundation of our government. Karl Urban, Brian Cox, Richard Dreyfuss, and Ernest Borgnine co-star. 

Here is the official site and the trailerhttp://www.red-themovie.com/

4. Hello Ghost (South Korea)


Sang-man (Cha Tae-hyeon) starts seeing four annoying ghosts after a failed suicide attempt. Carrying out their individual wishes, he finds the pleasures of daily life and forgets about his loneliness and depression.

Here is the official trailer: http://vimeo.com/29548256

5. Intouchables (France)

Driss (Omar Sy) was just released from prison and is now looking for enough job refusals so he can get his unemployment checks. But much to his surprise the rich and quadriplegic Philippe (François Cluzet) decides to hire him as his caretaker – despite or just because of Driss’ lacking attitude. Driss applies himself fully to the job, completely turns  everything in Philippe’s life upside down and becomes Philippe’s best friend. But Driss’ family as much as Philippe’s have their own demands. 

Here is the official trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpcUFmaprik


These movies include family, friendship and love. Some of them not only make you happy, but also make you cry. You will feel different happiness in different emotions.